I've been workin' in Moleworld,
All the x-rated day.
I've been workin' in Moleworld,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle ramming?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Micheal Cornbread shouting
“James Downs, corned your horn? ”
James Downs, won't you corned,
James Downs, won't you corned,
James Downs, won't you corned your horn?
James Downs, won't you corned,
James Downs, won't you corned,
James Downs, won't you corned your horn?
Someone's in the kitchen with James Downs.
Someone's in the kitchen, I know.
Someone's in the kitchen with James Downs
Strumming on the old trombone.